From IN SEINE on thespoof.com
Two C. I.A. agents were asked to come and inspect some ancient bones that were found outside Baghdad. After about three hours with the bones, they came out of the inspection room and announced: “We can now confirm that these are the bones of Alexander the Great!”
“How can you be sure?” asked a reporter.
Answered one of the C.I.A. agents, “Simple. He confessed!”