I made it here from Barcelona in two days, a new record! I’m going to stay for a few days because they have really good three star hotel food here in the place for the homeless. I’ll get fat! And then I shall go and take Alicante by storm. Hide your women and children for Ralphie is coming. Resistance is futile, for we are the Sturgeons and we swim upstream! You WILL be assimilated! Or something along those lines.
This time I’m going the whole hog: Off comes the long hair, the mustache and the beard, I´ll dress like a gentleman and go a job-huntin´! Shotgun-wedding if need be!!!