I listen to the earth song The humming of the land. Wind howling round the eaves And in the trees. On the shore the sea Rushes, gulls cry Seals echo eerily. Rain falls, drumming, pattering, Streaming down the hillsides. I hear the robin calling sweetly At daybreak, Tawny owls in the darkness. Cat fights and […]
Something to remember!
That ‘ll teach ’em!
It’s a werespider! Everybody run!!!
For me anyways!
Sexy Mama, U.S.A. here I come!
Count me in, Bob!
Boy, do you look a mess!
Poor wretches! *sob!*
There is a word in the Arab language called ‘makhtub` and it gives me the willies! I heard that it is mentioned in the Tora somewhere aswell and it means”It is written!” Which is to say that from the moment you are born until you expel your final breath, everything you say, feel or do […]
Originally posted on Humorous Dispassionate:
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher asked; Why are you arguing? One boy answers, We found a ten dollars bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie. You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher, When I was your…
Go for it. Dare to live!
Way to go Homie!
Wise man was Buddha!
Beautiful, isn’t it!??
Three triple burgers and six portions of fries, please!
Yeah, he’s too fat and needs the exercise!
I’m thinking to myself: here goes nothing again(probably, but what the hey. If you don’t try, you’ll never succeed. I am hereby sending a cyber-hug to three people on WordPress and I would ask them to each pass on three hugs to other people they know(not necessarily on WordPress). They in turn to pass on three hugs […]
Nice poem. Congrats!
DON’T LOOK!!!! This may scar you for life!
Look at the dog’s expression!
It’s now or never!
From The British Comedy guide: Dawn French has hinted that The Vicar Of Dibley, one of the BBC’s biggest sitcom hits, could return to screens. The sitcom was believed to have finished for good in 2007 when its creator Richard Curtis said he wasn’t going to write any more episodes. However, during an interview this […]
Scary, ain’t it!
Make the world a better place!
The physical world teaches us five primary senses – sight, sound, touch, taste, and smell. These are the senses of our body, and they serve as ways to perceive the physical world. Too often, that is all people listen to, or think is real. The body, despite being physical, houses other senses, some of which […]
By darkice123 on the Experience Project. A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I […]
Who needs this adult shit anyways!?
I have the biggest!