I have recently fulfilled a nine knot spell. The matter or the intention of the spell is of little importance, as are the details of the spell. However, the glorious side effects of the “casting” of the spell are what I am going to focus on in this posting. Witchcraft is a joy for me. […]
(From Inchcock on The Spoof! Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a ‘Gripe Sheet’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the […]
What´s wrong with that?
Whatever you do, don´t catch it, Kitties!
I am cute though!
And yet the books will be there on the shelves, separate beings, That appeared once, still wet As shining chestnuts under a tree in autumn, And, touched, coddled, began to live In spite of fires on the horizon, castles blown up, Tribes on the march, planets in motion. “We are, ” they said, even as […]
From Inchcock on The Spoof! “Well, Mrs. O’Flaherty , so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?” “Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Flaherty, “Shure now, we have a carport.” The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?” “No, no,” said Mrs. O’Flaherty, […]
I saw you once again last night… As I closed my eyes… But that was nothing new to me… It came as no surprise. But as I faded to the blackness… I travelled back in time… To when life was much more innocent… And I could call you mine. So how could it be…? That […]
Makes eminent sense to me!
Just following orders! (Notice the picture on the wall?)
I´m working on it!
Pleonexia by Lindell Vecchio. I couldn´t agree more. Kudos, Lindy!
At the border in Ceuta, my pal was told that his visa had expired and that he had to go back to where he lives to get a police report. My passport had already been stamped by then, so I went on alone, figuring that I would make it back somehow. After two hours of […]
Am I losing it?
Hahahah, this stuff is great!
Wishful thinking, folks!
Ain´t they cute?
Ladies and gentlemen, dear readers, This site has been running for a year now and I have and am still enjoying it immensely. I thank all the visitors for their interest and hope they shall continue to visit. Furthermore, I have met many interesting and lovely people here on WordPress and from elsewhere. However, I […]
From Herrdoktorfox on The Spoof! A Scotsman takes a huge jar of urine to a clinic and pays to have it tested. When the results come back he discovers that there is absolutely no sign of any illness. He gets on the phone and says: “It’s me, Willie. tell your Aunty Mary that there’s nothing […]
My friend Lil Ralphie is back on the streets tonight. Here I sit listening to a sleeping house, I am unable to sleep. I am thinking of where Lil Ralphie might be sleeping, I am asking myself “is he safe, what might he be eating, is he hungry, how will he have coffee when he […]
Hello gang! Ralphie´s back on the streets. I´m stuck in Ceuta with no money for the ferry. I´ll have to blag it up. Wish me luck!! See you when I see you…
Originally posted on SLC Productionz Presents:
With that being said, be who you choose to be, live how you want to live—- just be yourself… no one can judge you if you are yourself… no one but God— love, Sade’
From natedrake on Experience Project. Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he’s going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck.” So the second hunter […]
Sure looks messed up!
That is gonna hurt!