A bartender is washing a glass and looking out the window of his saloon, when he sees a cowboy tying off his horse and notices him go round to the business end of his horse, lift the tail and kiss the horses asshole. He then goes into the saloon and asks for whiskey !
The bartender, as he is pouring his drink, says:
“In all my years, I’ve never seen a cowboy do that to a horse before. Tell me, stranger, why ???”
The cowboy says: “Chapped lips !”
The bartender asks: “Does that cure ’em?”
The cowboy responds: “Hell no, but it sure stops ya from lickin’ ’em!”
(Shared by Danny Macdonald)