DIE WENS VAN N KINDJIE- My handjies is klein. Moenie volmaaktheid verwag wanneer ek ‘n prentjie teken, ‘n bal gooi, my skoenveters vasmaak nie. My beentjies is nog kort. Ek kan nie altyd byhou nie. My oë sien gedurig nuwe dinge raak. Laat my toe om hulle van naderby te ondersoek. Vergeet die skoolwerk vir […]
From HampshireHaystack on Experience Project. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you […]
Hey there, mister Macho Man, you may think that I´m a fan, when you´re doing your BIG bit. Probably think that you´re a hit, with y’r posing for the ladies. But not for a world of maybe-s would I want to wear your shoes. That false confidence you ooze does not impress me at all. […]
The only thing you ever gave me were black and blue eyes, And it always ended in me letting out cries. You would come home angry, scream in my face, Waste no time showing me that I was a disgrace, Always threatened me, said not to tell, But everyone knew I was going through hell. […]
His IQ is probably higher than mine!
One!??? You’re joking!
From jokideo.com A bartender is washing a glass and looking out the window of his saloon, when he sees a cowboy tying off his horse and notices him go round to the business end of his horse, lift the tail and kiss the horses asshole. He then goes into the saloon and asks for whiskey […]