The Pope’s Fake Diary Entry by Ralphie – LOL?

It wasn’t him! Photo from Wikipedia

This is my entry for what some Pope somewhere might conceivably have written or shall perhaps write one day. To see my profile on The Spoof! <Click Here!>

“I was sooo glad when Bishop Dinky gave me a miniature Pope mobile for my birthday, complete with toy security men aswell! I think I shall promote him to cardinal for his kindness. One good deed deserves another, does it not? And he is such a schnuky of a man. Bless his soon-to-be purple socks, hihi. Excuse the levity, Dear God. Night, night, God! And don’t let the heretics bite…”

Facebook tests ‘pay to promote post’ tool! – LOL

From BBC Technology. <Click Here!> to read more.

Facebook has started testing a system that lets users pay to highlight or promote posts.

By paying a small fee users can ensure that information they post on the social network is more visible to friends, family and colleagues.

The tests are being carried out among the social network’s users in New Zealand.

Facebook said the goal was to see if users were interested in paying to flag up their information.

Money maker

The tests of the “pay to promote” system were discovered by a Facebook user in Whangarei, reported New Zealand’s news magazine Stuff.

At first, said Stuff, the user thought the offer to pay to promote a post was a con trick.

A Facebook spokesperson confirmed to the BBC the offer was genuine.

“We’re constantly testing new features across the site,” said the spokesperson. “This particular test is simply to gauge people’s interest in this method of sharing with their friends.”

Different methods of highlighting posts were being tested, said the spokesperson. These would see a range of charges being levied to make posts more visible. Comments on the tests suggest the highest price being charged was £1.25 ($2) while others cost 25p or 50p.

Payments could be made via credit card or PayPal.

The spokesperson said some of the methods it was trying out would incur a charge but others would highlight a post for free. The spokesperson would not be drawn on when the test would end or if it would be tried in other territories.

Note from Ralphie:

So, you can now pay Facebook to “highlight” the stuff you post for your friends, family and colleagues, who are getting it anyway(in New Zealand at least)! That’s good to know… In the same vein, I think I’ll get a beeper, to notify me when my mobile is ringing!!!

Le parfum d’un loup (The scent of a wolf)

Lupus lupus, my friends!

Motley News, Photos and Fun

A fellow Facebook friend posted this earlier today. He runs a wolf and wolf-hybrid rescue out on the east coast. I thought it was so funny that I had to share. In working with dog rescue, there are times I can completely identify.

LMAO…you know it might be time for a shower when you smell wolf and look around for one and realize..its you..!!!! I gotta find some water…lol!!!

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When Will My Ship Come In?

Titanic at the docks of Southampton.

Titanic at the docks of Southampton. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I’ve been spending a lot of time at the harbor, waiting for my ship to come in. As yet, it hasn’t. I ask anyone I see, if they’ve seen or heard anything of Titanic, but they just give me this funny look. I wonder why?