Raisin Bread! – Joke


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From Satsujinkyou on the Experience Project.

A bakery owner hires a young, attractive female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and spots the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

“I’d like some raisin bread, please,” the man says politely.

The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.

Another young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided an excellent view, too.

Once she descends the ladder, he muses that he really should get two loaves because he is having company for dinner. As the shapely clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to see the clerk climb up and down.

After many trips, she is tired, irritated, and thinking she is going to have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below.

She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd, staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, “Is it raisin for you, too?

“No,” stammers the old man, “but it’s a quiverin’.”

The Memory Challenged old couple… – Joke

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Joke from The Spoof! submitted by Inchcock.

Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back.

Mark says to Sam: “We went to a new restaurant last night and had the best meal ever. Good prices too.”

Sam says, “Well, we like to eat out too. What was the name of the restaurant?”

Mark says: “You’ll going to have to help me out here a little. What’s the name of that pretty flower, smells sweet, grows on a thorny bush?”

Sam says, “How about rose?”

“Yes, yes, that’s it!” cries Herb, then calls ahead to his wife.

“Rose. Hey, Rose. What was the name of the restaurant we ate at last night?”

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