Daily Archives: May 9, 2012

Thanks to the Goddess


For the chain of days – The jewel mornings – pearl, ruby and emerald, I thank the Goddess. For the beauty of bird song, the wind in the trees, the swallows on the way to Rhuddlan, I thank the Goddess. For the sunlit waters of the Traeth, the crows in the conifers, and bluebells, I thank …

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Aches And Pains And Other Stuff – Joke.


From The Spoof! Press <here> to see more. Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and drag of being old. One seventy-five year old woman says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.” An eighty year old woman says, “My case …

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Aussie ventriloquist. – Joke


From The Spoof! Press <here> to see more. An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi “G’day, mind if I talk to your dog?” Villager: “The dog doesn’t …

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Mcdonald’s Application Form – Joke.


McDonald’s Application Form. »This is allegedly an actual job application a 16 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Australia apparently and they hired him because he was so honest and funny. NAME: Peter Beale DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be …

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