A Marriage Made in Heaven. – Joke

Painting of Saint Peter by Peter Paul Rubens d...
Painting of Saint Peter by Peter Paul Rubens depicting the saint as Pope—here shown with the pallium and the Keys to Heaven Magyar: Szent Péter, Peter Paul Rubens portréfestménye a szentről, mint pápáról – a festményen pápai köntösben a mennyország kulcsaival látható. Français : Peinture représentant Saint Pierre, réalisée par Rubens. Elle représente le saint en tant que Pape – vu ici avec le pallium et les clés du Paradis. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From Warriorpoett on Experience Project.

On their way to get married, a couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? 

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,” and he left. 
The couple sat and waited for an answer… for a couple of months. 
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? “What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?” 
Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. 
“Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.”
“Great!” said the couple “But we were just wondering; what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. 


“What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple. 


“OH, COME ON!!!” St. Peter shouted. “It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?!!”

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