From myaeee on the Experience Project. ✆ If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. ☎ If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. ✆ If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. ☎ If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay […]
I once had an insight and I wrote a two page letter about it to my beloved, which just goes to show that the insight I had, had not yet been all that insightful. I´ve now managed to condense it into this one line: “Love should not be measured in how much it fills you […]
Serves him right!
Yeayyyy! Let the fun begin! P.S.: How does one polish that?
From Spicewood on The Spoof! I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny […]
Even pandas have off days!
What can one say to that?
First things first!
Can I call a friend?
From VictoriaSeagull on Experience Project! Some Mistakes from New English Language Students: – I’m sorry, but I couldn’t write my essay. My roommate had a toothache this morning. – So you couldn’t write your essay? – Yes! He was swelling and decaying badly! I am so eager to mate you! He lifted the veal off her […]
I remember some more things about Paqui´s last days. If I repeat myself, do forgive me, but I don´t want to reread all I´ve written already, because then I might get stuck again (too painful). My little gypsy Princess had slipped into a coma and the doctor took me aside and warned me that he […]
You tell ´em, CM!
I want one of them!
Sleep tight, you two!
She´s having fun again!
From NedKelly1 on Experience Project. A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in… She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?!” she asked. “I’m […]
Really, some people!
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You poor kid!
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The candle burns So mote it be Fire in him Flames in me Ever burning Popping bright Our sighs together slash the night He takes me in his arms to see What his love has done to me When he does I want it all His blood, his seed His lust, his need Earth and […]
Great-great-Gran must have been sexy!
Private Ralphie reporting for duty! – once upon a time…
Seems fair enough!
My kinda lady!
He writes! I didn´t feel much like writing, but I have a secret… I refuse to worry and then everything sorts itself out automatically. And let´s face it, there is nobody standing over me with a gun, who says: “Write or I kill you!”, now is there! ? I feel like I´m in limbo, stuck […]
After Paqui had died, what we called ´The Czech Republic´asked if they could move into The Rancho with us, because their abode had been torn down. The reason being that it was an eyesore, which the denizens of the new five star hotel, that was now finished, did not deserve to look upon. I might […]