✆ Welcome To The Psychiatric Hotline ✆ – Joke

From myaeee on the Experience Project. ✆ If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. ☎ If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. ✆ If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. ☎ If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay […]

Just For Fun – Joke

From VictoriaSeagull  on Experience Project! Some Mistakes from New English Language Students: – I’m sorry, but I couldn’t write my essay. My roommate had a toothache this morning. – So you couldn’t write your essay? – Yes! He was swelling and decaying badly! I am so eager to mate you! He lifted the veal off her […]

Valencia, After Paqui II

I remember some more things about Paqui´s last days. If I repeat myself, do forgive me, but I don´t want to reread all I´ve written already, because then I might get stuck again (too painful). My little gypsy Princess had slipped into a coma and the doctor took me aside and warned me that he […]

Love Dress! – Joke

From NedKelly1 on Experience Project. A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in… She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?!” she asked. “I’m […]

Ralphie´s View On The Occult!

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What Does A Writer Do?

He writes!  I didn´t feel much like writing, but I have a secret… I refuse to worry  and then everything sorts itself out automatically. And let´s face it, there is nobody standing over me with a gun, who says: “Write or I kill you!”, now is there! ?  I feel like I´m in limbo, stuck […]

Valencia – After Paqui.

After Paqui had died, what we called ´The Czech Republic´asked if they could move into The Rancho with us, because their abode had been torn down. The reason being that it was an eyesore, which the denizens of the new five star hotel, that was now finished, did not deserve to look upon. I might […]