You’re never too young to learn!
If you can…
Beautiful blonde gets a job as dominatrix and has been told she has to be very forceful with her customers. She steps into the bedroom, cracks her whip and asks: “Right, where’s the dominos then!??”
There’s this blonde who decides she’s going to put together a jigsaw puzzle. So she puts all the pieces on the table and stares at them after over an hour. She gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend for help. He asks: “What is the picture on the box?” and she says “A rooster, please come help […]
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I’m ever so distraught(again!) I just got the disturbing news that breasts do not have eyes after all. Yet another one of my illusions bites the dust! There I was, thinking that women were oh so special, because they had protruding pupils and now this! Next, you’ll be telling me that the Easter Bunny is […]
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Someone is firing a gun Somewhere Someone is teasing the keys of a piano Somewhere Someone is writing a best seller Somewhere Someone is laughing Somewhere Someone is starving Somewhere Someone is scared Somewhere Someone is pushing a broom Somewhere Someone is playing Somewhere Nuns are sleeping Somewhere Rosaries tangled in their fingers In their […]
NO! This is NOT a nude picture! Shame on you. “Honi soit qui mal y pense” is a French phrase meaning: “Shamed be he who thinks evil of it”.
It’s an outrage!
I knew a baby boy once… A special little guy…. A smile that could melt a rock… Seen through his mummy’s eyes. Loved by all around him… He giggled and he smiled…. He was happily infectious… He was just that sort of child. His little brother loved him… This special little boy… No more would […]
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Except the hole should be black!
Does anybody want to nominate anyone? Except for Ralphie, of course, who is the obvious choice!
**Nobody seems to know where this story came from, but it’s a whopper!** Anyone over the age of 35 should read this, as i copied this from a friend .. ****************** Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. […]
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Here’s my top 25. What are your top 1 liners (5 words or less)? Plow deep while sluggards sleep.1 What is the next action?4 Begin it Now.9 If not now, when?5 If not me, who?6 You Are Enough.2 Make the decision to succeed.2 Be Prepared. Focus. Effort Does Not…
Now I ain’t laughin’!!!
Now you know that some men are going to use this for the wrong purpose, right! While we’re on the subject, could not a nymphomaniac who is trying to kick the habit go there?
Homeless in the Bahamas? Who gives a shit!
Right now, the US Congress is sneaking in a new law that gives them big brother spy powers over the entire web — and they’re hoping the world won’t notice. We helped stop their Net attack last time, let’s do it again. Over 100 Members of Congress are backing a bill (CISPA) that would give private […]
YEAAAHHHH!!! This is one of the most brilliant comedy series ever! Digital channel GOLD has ordered a brand new series of hit 1980s satirical sitcom Yes, Prime Minister. This is a news flash from the British Comedy Guide! Yes, Prime Minister, the hit 1980s political sitcom, is to return to television with a brand new […]
Translation. “Phillip, we are worried about you!” “You have to come down off that stuff!” “It will be even creamier on a hot spoon!”
Quit monkeying around!
I got the following article in an email from a friend: When this Cambodian boy was just three months old, his father found a half-meter python in his bed. The father did not kill the reptile, and took the snake back into the jungle, but the next day, the snake crawled in again. The python […]
My poor kitty’s snacks were pilfered by an ignominious cat burglar!
Cliffy’s got honey on the brain!