Tread gently now! Shhttt!!! It’s a secret! Lads, just out of curiosity,what do you think is the percentage of women, who after reading the title of this post, scrolled down to read it? GOTCHA, LADIES!!!
Me encanta esa canción. ¡Su voz es una maravilla! I love this song. Her voice is wonderful!
Originally posted on Ann Novek( Luure)–With the Sky as the Ceiling and the Heart Outdoors:
The Examiner2012-04-23: Coyotes are being seen more in towns, than in times gone by, as more wooded areas are demolished so that more residential or commercial areas can be created. Their habitats are being destroyed and man is…
Swiped this one from steve7000 on EP! <Click Here! for more> Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Bob….’ Bob was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! […]
Boss, I’m late because I got run over by a shark on my way to work!
Cut it out, I’m ticklish!
You know, Bro, we could just crawl under!
Honey, it’s time to mow the pool again. What will the neighbours say!? * There is something lacking here, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Oh, I’ve got it: a lifeguard… or a goatherd… and some goats!? * Does your gardner wear a life jacket? * Our pool has all the trimmings. […]
Swiped this joke from YourMysticGirl on EP. The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?” Gloria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is […]
A Haiku with a capital H!
I’m easy, ain’t got none!
Ralphie is waiting for lift-off!
Do NOT be greedy!
Thou hast committed the crime of being a slob!
Empathy: a Blessing and a Curse. Empathy: the ability to understand and share the feelings of another. While it may be beneficial to have the ability to put yourself in someone else’s shoes, it can be invasive if it comes on a willy-nilly basis. Learning to properly deal with these invasive onslaughts is a must, […]
I’m on a roll today folks! Ralphie’s brain is spinning at thrice the speed of darkness! Let us suppose for a second that Ralphie is an amoeba, which does not need a lot of imagining. Yes, I know! From my amoeboid point of view, your reality makes absolutely no sense at all. As you can […]
Scientific question: It is said, by some very bright minds indeed, that one particle can be in two(or more?) different places at the same time. But Ralphie does so like to be contrary! What if I proposed that one particle can NOT be in two different places at the SAME time? What if our perception […]
We’re talking some pretty awesome milestones heer on our site. We’ve posted more than one thousand blog posts from last June till now, we have more than two hundred followers(counting email followers) and we’ve almost reached the twenty thousand visit score! Now, that ain’t bad, folks!!! On behalf of all of us here, I would […]
I’d be scared to go on one of them!
I’m gettin’ me one o’ them, but I want a tube going out of the right one straight into the bin!
Somebody had to say it!
I ain’t never cryin’ wolf again!
Originally posted on theconservativehillbilly:
Here I go again, the voices in my bucket need to be down loaded! 90 degrees and dudes are wearing hoodies and baggy jeans: Are they that committed to fashion, or are they up to something? If we can put a remote control vehicle on Mars, why can’t somebody invent a…
On one of my many travels down the gigabyte road, I ran into a smile that flourished into a giggle, which ran afoul of a LOL! ‘t Was late one humorless eve, when I had whittled down my wit with fruitless attempts at finding a punchline for a joke that had lines but no fitting […]
For some reason I could not post a reply there, so I shall do it this way. This is the original blog post: http://allaboutlemon.com/2012/04/21/for-the-love-of-haiku-3-a-humor-haiku-by-my-super-genius-mentor/ This is my attempt at a response: Bridge over fun, Clown rests, Two-tail stunt… Mind-flight! A Buddha smiles.
That ain’t no Whiskas, Kitty! Vegan catz?? Whatever next?
Ain’t it romantic though?
Dude, talk about having a chip on your shoulder!
Here’s lookin’ at you, kiddo! Likewise…
You all know Sheila Ross-Kuhn, world-famous author on this site, whose riveting stories about witchery and sheer humanity shine like diamonds. I adopted her, with her permission, as my Gran last year, because we have so much in common. I would like to commend her(amongst others) for rescuing an orphaned kitten and hand feeding it […]