A Haiku with a capital H!
I’m easy, ain’t got none!
Ralphie is waiting for lift-off!
Do NOT be greedy!
Thou hast committed the crime of being a slob!
We’re talking some pretty awesome milestones heer on our site. We’ve posted more than one thousand blog posts from last June till now, we have more than two hundred followers(counting email followers) and we’ve almost reached the twenty thousand visit score! Now, that ain’t bad, folks!!! On behalf of all of us here, I would […]
I’d be scared to go on one of them!
I’m gettin’ me one o’ them, but I want a tube going out of the right one straight into the bin!
Somebody had to say it!
I ain’t never cryin’ wolf again!
Originally posted on theconservativehillbilly:
Here I go again, the voices in my bucket need to be down loaded! 90 degrees and dudes are wearing hoodies and baggy jeans: Are they that committed to fashion, or are they up to something? If we can put a remote control vehicle on Mars, why can’t somebody invent a…
On one of my many travels down the gigabyte road, I ran into a smile that flourished into a giggle, which ran afoul of a LOL! ‘t Was late one humorless eve, when I had whittled down my wit with fruitless attempts at finding a punchline for a joke that had lines but no fitting […]
For some reason I could not post a reply there, so I shall do it this way. This is the original blog post: http://allaboutlemon.com/2012/04/21/for-the-love-of-haiku-3-a-humor-haiku-by-my-super-genius-mentor/ This is my attempt at a response: Bridge over fun, Clown rests, Two-tail stunt… Mind-flight! A Buddha smiles.
That ain’t no Whiskas, Kitty! Vegan catz?? Whatever next?
Ain’t it romantic though?
Dude, talk about having a chip on your shoulder!
Here’s lookin’ at you, kiddo! Likewise…
You all know Sheila Ross-Kuhn, world-famous author on this site, whose riveting stories about witchery and sheer humanity shine like diamonds. I adopted her, with her permission, as my Gran last year, because we have so much in common. I would like to commend her(amongst others) for rescuing an orphaned kitten and hand feeding it […]
How’s that for protection? Ain’t they cute?
There’s a tree, some say, at the heart of all the worlds. Its roots wind down into the ashes of the past and its branches reach into future skies. At the centre of a grove at the heart of the first of all forests, this titanic world tree binds the essences of That-Which-Was, That-Which-Is and […]
Early delivery system fail.
That’s it, folks. Christmas is cancelled for this year!
KERMIT! Wait till I tell Miss Piggy!
Poor little tike, anything but that!
That would really be a feat!
Would you please allow me to insert a note of sarcasm into this blog? If not, then please join the long queue of people who can kiss my hairy arse! i am going to grab you all(except for my fans, of course!) by the scruff of the neck and have you take a long hard […]
Gleaned from the Beijinxed Gazette: China abolishes green tea for its counter-revolutionary hue. Considered bad news by the U.S. tea party! All green vegetables under glass-house arrest! Green movement to hold global protests! And on a lighter note: Chinese tomatoes make spectacular come-back! Chinese virgins massively buy cherry tomatoes, for popping purposes! Bologna awarded “Friend […]
Another culture bites the dust!?
You know, Mary, that pooch is one sarcastic son of his mother!
Serves him right, the philanderer!