Milestones on Ralphie’s Portal!

We’re talking some pretty awesome milestones heer on our site. We’ve posted more than one thousand blog posts from last June till now, we have more than two hundred followers(counting email followers) and we’ve almost reached the twenty thousand visit score! Now, that ain’t bad, folks!!! On behalf of all of us here, I would […]

This Post is Dedicated to my Gran!

You all know Sheila Ross-Kuhn, world-famous author on this site, whose riveting stories about witchery and sheer humanity shine like diamonds. I adopted her, with her permission, as my Gran last year, because we have so much in common. I would like to commend her(amongst others) for rescuing an orphaned kitten and hand feeding it […]

The Forever Trees of the First Forest

There’s a tree, some say, at the heart of all the worlds. Its roots wind down into the ashes of the past and its branches reach into future skies. At the centre of a grove at the heart of the first of all forests, this titanic world tree binds the essences of That-Which-Was, That-Which-Is and […]

Some Aggressive Marketing Seems to be in Order!

Would you please allow me to insert a note of sarcasm into this blog? If not, then please join the long queue of people who can kiss my hairy arse! i am going to grab you all(except for my fans, of course!) by the scruff of the neck and have you take a long hard […]

People’s Republic of China Abolishes Green Tea!

Gleaned from the Beijinxed Gazette: China abolishes green tea for its counter-revolutionary hue. Considered bad news by the U.S. tea party! All green vegetables under glass-house arrest! Green movement to hold global protests! And on a lighter note: Chinese tomatoes make spectacular come-back! Chinese virgins massively buy cherry tomatoes, for popping purposes! Bologna awarded “Friend […]