*** Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door. One day, Bobby went to Susie’s dad and announced (as seriously as he could), “I’m in love with Susie, and we’re getting married”. Amused, Susie’s dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea). Susie’ dad: “Where …
This little kitten was discovered in an old lawn building that belongs to one of my childhood friends. He was found in a cold dark corner alone, his nose was raw from rooting in the dirt, his eyes were still tightly fused, his umbilical cord was still attached, he was clearly a new born, he was hungry, …
This is one of the funny pictures of “If keyboards were alive” from funenclave.com:
I wouldn’t want to run into the law around there!
And now for a bit of the macabre!
There have been times like this, when I could have whooped Bruce Lee’s ass!
Hurray for slim Fred!
Wait a minute, who pulled God’s finger?
I think I might be in trouble in a little while!
Your words have reached a sympathetic ear, Wind Talker!
My Evening Bark pressed to my face A solitary grace An altar with deep roots Far beneath my boots My flesh is old I know But still I need to grow I’m ever filled with passions These things get me through the night I have no shame, for I know that I am right I will light …