Limericks, Spoonerisms and other similar poetry. (Language Warning)


Originally posted on John The Aussie:
Okay So I want to make a collection of Limerick, spoonerised and just funny poetry. Exactly like Pheasant Pluckers Wife. Or man from Nantuckit.  Got any?  Share them please (with credits)! So I was told to put in explanations of limericks and spoonerisms first so people get the jist…

Wonna Have Some Automated Speech Fun?


This was sent to me by a friend of mine. It’s cute to try the demo and should you wish, you can get a 15 day free trial to create your own automated messages with virtual characters to enhance your site! <Click here!> to use the demo, where you choose the language, the character(male or …

Hunting Flies Joke!


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” He responded. “Oh, killing any?” She asked. “Yep, three males, two females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked:” How can you tell?” He responded, “Three were on a beer can, two …