Gor Blimey, how did he get through the week?
Originally posted on John The Aussie:
Okay So I want to make a collection of Limerick, spoonerised and just funny poetry. Exactly like Pheasant Pluckers Wife. Or man from Nantuckit. Got any? Share them please (with credits)! So I was told to put in explanations of limericks and spoonerisms first so people get the jist…
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” He responded. “Oh, killing any?” She asked. “Yep, three males, two females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked:” How can you tell?” He responded, “Three were on a beer can, two …
It can’t come from much higher up than that… Better do my chores!
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It ain’t funny!
Weren’t you all scairt?
That ‘ll make some people get outta there faster!
A remote control is what we need for some people! X Mute!