Ladies and Gentlemen, I retract everything I wrote earlier about Miss Kim Kardashian! It’s not poor(?) Miss Kardashian’s fault that she’s simplicity challenged and that she can not hold on to a boyfriend or husband for more than a few days. And the fact that she couldn’t hold down a job, if […]
Tread gently now! Shhttt!!! It’s a secret! Lads, just out of curiosity,what do you think is the percentage of women, who after reading the title of this post, scrolled down to read it? GOTCHA, LADIES!!!
Me encanta esa canción. ¡Su voz es una maravilla! I love this song. Her voice is wonderful!
Originally posted on Ann Novek( Luure)–With the Sky as the Ceiling and the Heart Outdoors:
The Examiner2012-04-23: Coyotes are being seen more in towns, than in times gone by, as more wooded areas are demolished so that more residential or commercial areas can be created. Their habitats are being destroyed and man is…
Swiped this one from steve7000 on EP! <Click Here! for more> Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Bob….’ Bob was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! […]
Boss, I’m late because I got run over by a shark on my way to work!
Cut it out, I’m ticklish!
You know, Bro, we could just crawl under!
Honey, it’s time to mow the pool again. What will the neighbours say!? * There is something lacking here, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Oh, I’ve got it: a lifeguard… or a goatherd… and some goats!? * Does your gardner wear a life jacket? * Our pool has all the trimmings. […]