Pay Increase – Joke

Swiped this joke from YourMysticGirl on EP.

gloria. (Photo credit: mazita.)

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: “Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Gloria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”

“The first is that I iron better than you.”

… Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Gloria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Gloria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Gloria: “Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did did he???”

Gloria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife: … Really boiling now and through gritted teeth. “And did my husband say that as well?”

Gloria: “No Señora…… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So… How much do you want?”

Published by Revlang

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