Swiped this joke from YourMysticGirl on EP.
The maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: “Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Gloria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”
“The first is that I iron better than you.”
… Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Gloria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Gloria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Gloria: “Jor hozban did”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did did he???”
Gloria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife: … Really boiling now and through gritted teeth. “And did my husband say that as well?”
Gloria: “No Señora…… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So… How much do you want?”