Swiped this joke from YourMysticGirl on EP. The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?” Gloria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is …
A Haiku with a capital H!
I’m easy, ain’t got none!
Ralphie is waiting for lift-off!
Do NOT be greedy!
Thou hast committed the crime of being a slob!