Some Aggressive Marketing Seems to be in Order!


Would you please allow me to insert a note of sarcasm into this blog? If not, then please join the long queue of people who can kiss my hairy arse! i am going to grab you all(except for my fans, of course!) by the scruff of the neck and have you take a long hard […]

People’s Republic of China Abolishes Green Tea!


Gleaned from the Beijinxed Gazette: China abolishes green tea for its counter-revolutionary hue. Considered bad news by the U.S. tea party! All green vegetables under glass-house arrest! Green movement to hold global protests! And on a lighter note: Chinese tomatoes make spectacular come-back! Chinese virgins massively buy cherry tomatoes, for popping purposes! Bologna awarded “Friend […]