Statement from a Master of Inactivity.


There once was a hermit, who had been living in a cave high up in the Himalayas for turtles’ years(=eons). Devout people from a tiny village, which lay three  days’ travel from the good man’s abode, brought him food at regular intervals, taking care not to disturb him in his meditations. However, one winter, due […]

What Momma Taught Me!


-To Appreciate A Job Well Done… If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside, I’m cleaning. -Religion… You better pray that will come out of the carpet. -Travel Time… If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into next week. -Logic… Because I said so, that’s why. – More Logic… If […]