Blonde Puzzle Joke


There’s this blonde who decides she’s going to put together a jigsaw puzzle. So she puts all the pieces on the table and stares at them after over an hour. She gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend for help. He asks: “What is the picture on the box?” and she says “A rooster, please come help …

Another Myth DeBundied!


I’m ever so distraught(again!) I just got the disturbing news that breasts do not have eyes after all. Yet another one of my illusions bites the dust! There I was, thinking that women were oh so special, because they had protruding pupils and now this! Next, you’ll be telling me that the Easter Bunny is …

Full Moon Musings


Someone is firing a gun Somewhere Someone is teasing the keys of a piano Somewhere Someone is writing a best seller Somewhere Someone is laughing Somewhere Someone is starving Somewhere Someone is scared Somewhere Someone is pushing a broom Somewhere Someone is playing Somewhere Nuns are sleeping Somewhere Rosaries tangled in their fingers In their …