Beautiful blonde gets a job as dominatrix and has been told she has to be very forceful with her customers. She steps into the bedroom, cracks her whip and asks: “Right, where’s the dominos then!??”
There’s this blonde who decides she’s going to put together a jigsaw puzzle. So she puts all the pieces on the table and stares at them after over an hour. She gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend for help.
He asks: “What is the picture on the box?” and she says “A rooster, please come help me!” So he goes over, walks in, looks at the table and says: “Honey, put the corn flakes back in the box!”
Now YOU are commander Adama. Enjoy!
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I’m ever so distraught(again!) I just got the disturbing news that breasts do not have eyes after all. Yet another one of my illusions bites the dust! There I was, thinking that women were oh so special, because they had protruding pupils and now this! Next, you’ll be telling me that the Easter Bunny is not real…
Someone is firing a gun
Someone is teasing the keys of a piano
Someone is writing a best seller
Someone is laughing
Someone is starving
Someone is scared
Someone is pushing a broom
Someone is playing
Nuns are sleeping
Rosaries tangled in their fingers
In their dreams
They give birth to
NO! This is NOT a nude picture! Shame on you.
“Honi soit qui mal y pense” is a French phrase meaning: “Shamed be he who thinks evil of it”.
It’s an outrage!