May Day is traditionally celebrated when the May blossom appears on the Hawthorn trees. Hawthorn is an important tree spiritually – surrounded by myth and legend. Oak, Ash and Hawthorn are the three sacred celtic trees. The most famous Hawthorn in Britain is the Glastonbury Thorn. Legend has it that Joseph of Arimathea arrived in […]
Joke: A man walks into a bar and says “Ouch!”. Short and to the point!
Originally posted on myguiltypleasures:
Sven was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. Sven hurriedly dressed and told his mistress to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put…
Debunking the catholic anti-propaganda. Nice one!
How do they get them to do that?
Britannia rules the waves, but not her plumbing!
Attah boy! Remember this for when you grow up!!
And they’re hardly ever funny!
Sorry for the B-word, Ladies, but I just had to post this one. LMAO!
Imagine the All, the entire universe in its physical and spiritual form as a place or time, if you will, where every single conceivable notion, construct or idea is possible, but also its complete opposite, because the All is a universe where there is a place for all possibilities. For us humans, what is […]
The naughty nature of my early years was exhausting, but well worth the effort! My formative years were largely a waste of time. I’m trying to forget them! Rules and regulations: the obstruction of the natural flow of life, to the enjoyment of none, for the benefit of the few! Law: that necessary stuff to […]
Searing bright endearing light enraptures me with glee. That nothingness could be so right is a paradox to me! * Dissolving of the Ego’s spell has made me see at last. To think that it works so well, this indifference to my past. * Unity with the source of life absolves me from my sins […]
Druids from all ages, I summon thee! The tree of life is in need of our attention. Virgins, Mothers, Crones, harken! For the midnight hour is upon us. * Children of the Vales, Wanderers of the Forests, twilight Wraiths and Leprechauns, arise! Lords of Light and Elements of Water, your songs are needed, come hither! […]
Anybody can be friends, right!? Horsy is keeping an eye on Kitty though.
Under the motto: Anybody can be friends! What would you say, aww-factor 9?
Originally posted on The Square Flea:
Hello everyone, Ann Archie is currently unavailable because she has been kidnapped by something called Procrastination. We -her highly trained secret service body guard SEALs Batman Bear team – are working hard to bring her back. Please refrain from crying loudly, we are doing the best we can. Since…
‘Bert, your love-life is killing me! Ain’t they cute though?
Did they do that on purpose, do you think?
I say, are you spammin’ me, Boy? I said, are you SPAMMIN’ me. Boy?
*** Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door. One day, Bobby went to Susie’s dad and announced (as seriously as he could), “I’m in love with Susie, and we’re getting married”. Amused, Susie’s dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea). Susie’ dad: “Where […]
This little kitten was discovered in an old lawn building that belongs to one of my childhood friends. He was found in a cold dark corner alone, his nose was raw from rooting in the dirt, his eyes were still tightly fused, his umbilical cord was still attached, he was clearly a new born, he was hungry, […]
This is one of the funny pictures of “If keyboards were alive” from funenclave.com:
I wouldn’t want to run into the law around there!
And now for a bit of the macabre!
There have been times like this, when I could have whooped Bruce Lee’s ass!
Hurray for slim Fred!
Wait a minute, who pulled God’s finger?
I think I might be in trouble in a little while!
Your words have reached a sympathetic ear, Wind Talker!
My Evening Bark pressed to my face A solitary grace An altar with deep roots Far beneath my boots My flesh is old I know But still I need to grow I’m ever filled with passions These things get me through the night I have no shame, for I know that I am right I will light […]