The Night Nurse Joke – by Ned Kelly


Night Nurse (1931 film)
Night Nurse (1931 film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

‘Well, that’s great….that’s just great……….some arsehole’s got my pen!

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