Alright already, I’ll park somewhere else!
Heheh! Beat it, pooches!
Originally posted on SLC Productionz Presents:
“We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love… and then we return home.” – Australian Aboriginal Proverb — Sent from Everyday Quotes (Android app)
Swiped this joke from Rapolis on EP: <Click here!> The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. ‘Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!’ a heavily accented voice said. ‘This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you! […]
I’ll be contrary. I’m going for Wester!
Her album is well worth a visit: <Click here!> This is just one awesome example:
Nice one, Roly! I would send you some fruit in hospital, but you wouldn’t be able to eat it. Keep slurping!
I have of course heard Adele’s song “Set Fire to the Rain” any number of times by now, but today was the first time that I was able to really listen without distractions. I must say that she blew my mind! I am very partial to artists, who use what I term “raw emotion”. Janis […]
You can start the car already, hon!
Well… I’m living healthy then! My thanks to the awsmblssm site for leading me to 9gag.com
A colder, greyer day today. No horizon out at sea. No treetops on the hill. Sweet scented smoke swirls between the beams. Beads of water – moondrops on the cabbage leaves as blackbirds carol and pigeons flap and fluster. The treasures of today are laid before me and I am humbled.
Originally posted on Doodle Dad:
This is kind of a “whatever” comic. But I was out one day with my kids and there was a pool of water so I started skipping stones. I remember that when I was a kid, my dad showed me how to do it and I was thrilled. So I…
Un día estabamos en un parque, un amigo Malagueño y yo, y quando me sentaba todo me dolía. Yo le decía:”Ay, que me siento como un anciano!” Me contestaba:”No hombre, es la ropa que es vieja.” Yo nunca había oído este dicho y me parecía estraño, pero bonito. A un tío como yo, que no […]
I swiped this from EP: <Click here!> A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing […]
By now you should all know Lieven, one of our resident poets here on ralphiesportal, who is a dear friend of mine. He has entered a photography contest and would like our help in “sharing” his entry on Facebook and “liking” it, if you should have an account there that is. Please, try to help. […]
Preface This is a short story I wrote at the age of 16. It appeared in The American Drivel Review, Volume 4, Number 1, Summer 2007. I’ve had some requests for me to post it online, so that’s what I’m doing. Please bear in mind that I wrote this years ago and it does not […]
Originally posted on Chicquero:
Source: Randy Otter I’ve learned so much from my mistakes.. I’m thinking of making some more. YOU MAY ALSO LIKE Want VS Need Perfect minimal world Stuff no one told us Paris VS New York The other side of the digital world Dear Blank, please blank
Speaks for itself!
Getting your blog read is about coöperation, is it not? What if, by working together, we could guarantee that your blog would be read on a given day in the future, by all those who decide to join in this endeavour? I propose that we solemnly promise to go visit each site that joins this […]
I’ve always wondered why my methane wasn’t considered a noble gas. Now I know! see more Dropping The Science
Originally posted on BrainRants:
When you see a drinking fountain located between the mens’ and womens’ latrine (bathroom), am I the only one suspicious of the fountain’s water source?
I’m de-unfriending to be sure!
You tell ’em, Grandpa! Is it just me or is he looking a trifle constipated?
Hide your women and children and start praying!
This is not my idea of a joke!
Poor guy is NOT in his element! Stop, Will, STOP!!!! see more Dropping The Science
LOL Award! For their consistency in making me grin like a nincompoop, laugh sheepishly at my not having thought of it earlier and laughing out loud at their superior wit, I bestow this award upon: Felix O’Shea from @GrumpyComments “Whatshisface?” from Brainrants Sarchasm from Sarchasm2 Philip from RoboticRhetoric No rules for this award. Pass it […]