Great quotation


Originally posted on SLC Productionz Presents:
“We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love… and then we return home.” – Australian Aboriginal Proverb — Sent from Everyday Quotes (Android app)

Irish Common Sense – LOL


Swiped this joke from Rapolis on EP: <Click here!> The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. ‘Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!’ a heavily accented voice said. ‘This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you! …

The Naked Urgency…


I have of course heard Adele’s song “Set Fire to the Rain” any number of times by now, but today was the first time that I was able to really listen without distractions. I must say that she blew my mind! I am very partial to artists, who use what I term “raw emotion”. Janis …

No, Es la Ropa Que Es Vieja!


Un día estabamos en un parque, un amigo Malagueño y yo, y quando me sentaba todo me dolía. Yo le decía:”Ay, que me siento como un anciano!” Me contestaba:”No hombre, es la ropa que es vieja.” Yo nunca había oído este dicho y me parecía estraño, pero bonito. A un tío como yo, que no …

The Night Nurse Joke – by Ned Kelly


I swiped this from EP: <Click here!> A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing …

Let’s Give Lieven a hand!


By now you should all know Lieven, one of our resident poets here on ralphiesportal, who is a dear friend of mine. He has entered a photography contest and would like our help in “sharing” his entry on Facebook and “liking” it, if you should have an account there that is. Please, try to help. …

Your Five Minutes of Fame?


Getting your blog read is about coöperation, is it not? What if, by working together, we could guarantee that your blog would be read on a given day in the future, by all those who decide to join in this endeavour? I propose that we solemnly promise to go visit each site that joins this …

Introducing: the LOL Award.


LOL Award! For their consistency in making me grin like a nincompoop, laugh sheepishly at my not having thought of it earlier and laughing out loud at their superior wit, I bestow this award upon: Felix O’Shea from @GrumpyComments “Whatshisface?” from Brainrants Sarchasm from Sarchasm2 Philip from RoboticRhetoric No rules for this award. Pass it …