I don’t need another book, I’ve already got one(and it’s got nice pictures in it!
Oh no, not that again! I’m callin’ it Bummerday from now on.
Originally posted on BrainRants:
I’ve hinted here before and now I found this article: “Creativity Crisis: Has Remake-Obsessed Hollywood Run Out of New Ideas?” All I could do is think, “Well butter my ass and call me a biscuit, someone finally noticed.” I’ve noted a lot of traffic on this subject lately, so I think…
I wouldn’t either!
Some of you may have noticed the Amock banner in the header of this site and wondered why it is there. SHHHhhhttt!!!! It’s a secret! But being the blabbermouth that I am, I shall unveil the nature of this conundrum…. Tataratatatataaaahhh…. Ralphie has been opted in as co-author of this humorous magazine, which has been […]
Guys, I vote we burn our jockstraps over this! And Ladies, kick ’em where it hurts!
Can I have a snack, Daddy?
Poor Bill! His parents should have named him Richard.
Hush little baby don’t you squall Momma’s gonna buy you a crystal ball And if you still can’t see beyond Daddy’s gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don’t change your fate Momma’s gonna teach you to levitate And if the astral makes you sick Momma’s gonna buy you an incense stick […]
Serves him right! Don’t you love redheads?
What the quack?
Read all about it! The latest news for the fans of Tolkien! On the left here you can see little Bilbo himself, sadly ringless!
Mom, Dad is gonna shit coconuts, when he sees my new baby sister!
For My Dear Friend, Ed The other day I bought a bottle of cologne at a discount store. There were so many to choose from, after a while, they all started smelling like toxic fumes. I decided I liked words better than smells, so, I chose a “title” that grabbed me. It had a cheeky […]
Originally posted on Daily Sweet Peas:
Image via Wikipedia Someone said to me, and I didn’t mind at all, what was I smoking to write such humor? I know what I wrote was silly. I would call it giddy even. I assured my sweet blogging friend that I was not under the influence of…
Bed: You’ll call, won’t you!? What am I supposed to do all day, without you? *sob!*
Like spring rain falling gently into my mind The cool sweet shower drenches my thoughts with light and joy – cleansing them of strain and useless striving. Leaving peace like the scent of countryside after storm.
DANGER!!! Cereal Biscuit, approach with extreme caution!
When I was fifteen, my then-girlfriend broke up with me and it nearly killed me. I know what you are going to say, we all felt like that in our puberty. No, you didn’t! When I told her girlfriend that I felt more and deeper than most people, she berated me and thought me presumptuous […]
What difficulties, I is just takin’ a batnap!
Ryan The Cuddly Messiah it is!
Will we round the cape of 10.000 visitors to our site today? 73 to go and counting down, the possibility exists and if not today, then certainly tomorrow! Hurrah for the Ralphie’s Portal-team! Come on, co-authors, let’s give it our best and make it happen… A little over six months ago, I was glad when […]
Originally posted on Readers & Writers:
I shouldn’t be writing this post. I’ve been musing undecidedly over whether to give a written birth to it from thought, mainly due to the explicitly personal nature of it – but I suppose that is what writing is all about. For a few weeks now, one of my…
I just watched the movie: “La Vie en Rose!” about the life and career of Edith Piaf. Magnificent!!! Actually, I could not watch it till the end, because it was too disturbing for me. I kept saying to myself, you poor thing, what a life! I must say in all honesty that the actress, who […]
When she was feeling magical, she would take to her basement chamber and lock the door behind her. This was where she twirled and spun beneath his ethereal scrutiny. This was where she transformed herself from mother and wife into high priestess and daughter of the moon. There were no windows down there, the space […]
Originally posted on dampsquid:
Dear St. Valentine May I call you St.? Are you at all related to Sesame St.? Anyway… I was planning to buy ten roses for the price of a small bungalow, but I got distracted and spent all of my money on anchovies. Will these do instead? I’ve made little cherub…
Boys will be boys!
I may have left her waiting a tad too long! from Jokes ‘R’ Us Alert! Need new Valentine asap, as Mum unavailable… Will love always, yadeeyadeeya… be mine today! Low maintenance and cost-free(might even throw in a cyberhug!) What are you waiting for, woman!?
Big smoochy kisses, warm fuzzy cuddles and BIG bear hugs to all the ladies from Ralphie on this auspicious day! But I will not leave it at that, I wish you all the happiness that you so richly deserve, every single day of your lives. May your dream-lover show up(if he hasn’t already) and treat […]