When she was feeling magical, she would take to her basement chamber and lock the door behind her. This was where she twirled and spun beneath his ethereal scrutiny. This was where she transformed herself from mother and wife into high priestess and daughter of the moon. There were no windows down there, the space […]
Originally posted on dampsquid:
Dear St. Valentine May I call you St.? Are you at all related to Sesame St.? Anyway… I was planning to buy ten roses for the price of a small bungalow, but I got distracted and spent all of my money on anchovies. Will these do instead? I’ve made little cherub…
Boys will be boys!
I may have left her waiting a tad too long! from Jokes ‘R’ Us Alert! Need new Valentine asap, as Mum unavailable… Will love always, yadeeyadeeya… be mine today! Low maintenance and cost-free(might even throw in a cyberhug!) What are you waiting for, woman!?
Big smoochy kisses, warm fuzzy cuddles and BIG bear hugs to all the ladies from Ralphie on this auspicious day! But I will not leave it at that, I wish you all the happiness that you so richly deserve, every single day of your lives. May your dream-lover show up(if he hasn’t already) and treat […]