Here’s a Joke I Swiped!


What Old Ladies Think About Mr.*P.*

One morning Peter looks in the
mirror & admires his body. He notices that
he’s really suntanned all over except for
one part. So he goes to the beach,
completely undresses & buries himself in
the sand, except for the one part sticking out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the
beach & one looks down & says, “There
really is no justice in this world.” The
other little lady asks,
“What do you mean?”
The 1st little lady says,
“Look at that.”
“When I was 10yrs old, I was afraid of it.”
“When I was 20yrs old, I was curious
about it.”
“When I was 30yrs old, I enjoyed it.”
“When I was 40yrs old, I asked for it.”
“When I was 50yrs old, I paid for it.”
“When I was 60yrs old, I prayed for it.”
“When I was 70yrs old, I forgot about it.”
“And now I’m 80yrs old, the damned
things are growing wild!”

P.S.: The original: <click here!>

Published by Revlang

I am a copywriter and I am committed to making our new technologies understandable to the not-so-very-young generations.

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