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In my dream I walk along a thin spaghetti bridge High up in clouds of candy floss, it leads me to a fridge Inside the fridge I walk along a path of velvet eels One gets between my toes, I don’t like the way it feels I see there is a doorway in a […]
The problem of homeless cats is spreading…
That nasty, old dog said I have a funny hairdo… then I looked in the mirror. I get so tired of being outmoused yet again!
One winter’s night it did appear A dark and brooding cosmic sphere A black death hanging in the sky A monstrous and all seeing eye And the world was struck with fear The prophet said we’d sowed the seeds Four horsemen saddled up their steeds The malignant quasar in the night Was proving Nostradamus right […]
I was reading one of those magazines With pictures of girls from thePhilippines It said they delivered ‘brides by post’ So I picked out the girl I liked the most Now she was a girl named Angelina Dressed in a bikini down at the marina She looked real good laid on the deck So I […]
This IS the season, isn’t it? A happy time, a time of magic and wonder, a time of laughter and fond family memories. A time of snow kissed holiday romances, of sugar-plum fairies, of unending familial feasts. The time of torn gift wrap piled to ones knees. A time of scents…pine sap and cinnamon aromas in the house that smell […]