Thelonious Monk - by The Library of Congress via Flickr
One freezing winter in the Alps, the heating went awry in an monks’ convent. The abbot took them all over to the nuns’ convent situated on the next mountain top, because this was a matter of survival.
The abbot and the abbess decided to house them two per cell, but it came out uneven and one nun and one monk had to share.
After a while the nun threw open the window, lifted her cassock and started putting snow on her daisy, to cool it off a bit. The monk lifted up his cassock in turn, took off his rosary and wrapped it around his bean stalk.
The nun asked whatever he was doing. The monk answered that he was putting on his snow-chains!
This is another good one from Squidoo!
From this Lens!
There is also the Daily January Joke, etc.. till the Daily December Joke.
Here’s an example from one of the December jokes:
Snowman Burial - Squidoo
It’s worth checking out, if you like to laugh.
Image via CrunchBase
Found a new site that might be to your liking: The Laughline!
Here are some examples:
Irish Garden Recliners.
From The Laughline
(September 5th, 2011 by poddys | 2 Comments | Filed in Marriage Jokes)
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen calling “‘what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?”
I said, “‘Thank you, I’ll have chicken please”.
She replied, “‘You’re having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!”
(Tags: beef, chicken, dinner, lamb, sitting on the sofa, watching tv)
For more, go and check them out!
” Try Counting Sheep!”
That’s what they told me, when I said I couldn’´t sleep. I did as I was told, but it turned into a nightmare!
Now, where’s the egg?
Or would you rather be incontinent?
Yup, Australia is still down under!
I simply love this song! I’m also a big Dickens fan…
It reminds me that if you over think everything, you’ll never get anything done.