Just be careful where you tread!
Even the roaches ‘ere have fled.
Do we have to live in a sty?
I´ll spit in that dirty pig´s eye.
Ma raised us better than this!
And where does one take a piss?
´t Is a sorry state of affairs:
These filthy leprechauns’ lairs.
Not a place to bring a lady.
Not even one-eyed Sady!
A´right, call me lowlife loon,
But bring me a friggin´ spittoon!
- Pocket Spittoons and Pasteboard Cuspidors, 1909 (benkatchor.wordpress.com)
- Breb…or is that Brigadoon… – Breb, Romania (travelpod.com)