Tag Archive: Humor
Hurray for the potatoe… Isn’t it lovely and silent?
You tell ‘em, Don!
But … shucks!
Who is it?
Pastafari Katz! This wonderful new religion is growing like there is no tomorrow…
Insignificant little insects that we are.
Well… don’t they?
Look at my brain scan…
From cheleshere on Experience Project:
Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One held a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding the Star of David. Many people passed by, looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar holding the Cross.
The Pope came by and stopped to watch the number of people giving money to the beggar who held the Cross, while none gave to the beggar holding the Star of David. The Pope approached the beggar with the Star of David and said, “My poor fellow, don’t you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren’t going to give you money if you sit here with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you’re sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just to prove a point.”
The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turning to the beggar with the Cross, said, “Moshe, look who’s trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!”
The poor sod was never heard of again.
Been there, experienced it!
It really works!
My Gran can!
Courtesy of Lieven, the newest model, Gran.
And they know they shouldn’t!
What if one day the world were ruled by chickens, gigantic ones, who came zapping along the highway in their chicken-mobiles? And they saw some dumb human standing on the side of the road asking himself whether he should cross or not. What would they say to themselves? -> Whatever he´s thinking, I don´t give a shit, I like my humans crusty!