Tag Archive: Humor


Wales Wakes Up! – LOL


From thepoke.co.uk:

MASSIVE BREAKING NEWS from Wales

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To Pee Or Not To Pee? – LOL


From thepoke.co.uk:

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Halloween Hangover! – LOL


From Q107 Toronto:

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Stop Kitty Cruelty! – LOL


From The Poke:

Please share this picture to raise awareness of the plight of cats trapped in a folk music environment.

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Those Joker Whales! – LOL


From Lieven Grillaert:

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Thwarted! – LOL


From Cat Planet:

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Yes YOU!!! – LOL


From I fucking love science:

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Us Lazy Humans! – LOL


From Official Site of Montgomery County Animal Shelter:

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Image by creable.com

Image by creable.com

I really thought it time to call the pillocks-in-charge over at the Ligne d’Azur, the public transport net in Nice, about their exercise plan for obese and non-obese would-be (pfff, yeah right!) passengers. I asked the disgruntled lady of customer service (LOL!) to speak to someone in charge in their control tower, concerning flights over or anywhere near Mont Boron, where we live. She replied that they ran a bus service. I said: “Really, Madam!!? Opinions are divided on that subject. Did you know that it is impossible to actually see a number thirty bus, because the human eye is incapable of  discerning it. The only way to know or rather to presume that one has passed in the vicinity is by the sonic boom that one may hear reverberating through the valley at irregular intervals.”

She interjected that surely it could not be that bad… To which I continued: “Madam, the only time I have actually seen a number thirty bus was two months ago, when one was revving its engines at a bus stop in town, just as my wife and I rounded the corner.  We proceeded to sprint for dear life to catch it, only to watch the pilot advance his charge by exactly one foot, thereby indicating that he had left the terminal. We pleaded with him on our bare knees to let us board. He merely shook his be-goggled head wearily and pointed at a nearby hotel. Did you know that the Spanish have initiated negotiations with the locals about starting up a burro service around here, which would at the very least enable us to get from A to B, without having to leg it, and this for the price of a few carrots?”

At this point the lady excused herself, nowhere near profusely, saying that it was time for her lunch break and to please call back sometime tomorrow, to amuse her further. I should not forget to ask for Monique! I quiver in anger and despair at this airline.

 

What a Treehouse! – LOL


From Sustentator:

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Cover Your Ass! – LOL


From ROCK 103:

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From K-9 Cop Magazine:

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Meet Mrs. Stud Muffin! – LOL


From Christine Anderson:

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Meet Mr. Stud Muffin! – LOL


From Karmin:

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Not on TV! – LOL


From STOP-Homophobia.com:

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Listen Carefully! – LOL


From Mamamia ROGUE:

I shall say this only once!

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Wise Words From the Cookie Monster! – LOL


From Gedeeld Geluk:

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It’s a Bargain! – LOL


From Q107 Toronto:

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Meet Herbie and Hanna! – LOL


From Diane Macfarlane:

… the horsehead grasshoppers. Yes, these are real insects!

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That’s me to a T! – LOL


From 104.7:

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From Grammarly:

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On the Go? – LOL


From dirtgirlworld:

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Stupongous or What!? – LOL


From Paz:

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Wonna Get Dizzy? – LOL


From Mandatory:

Take a look at this! But not for too long… ;-)

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Painters’ Model Agency! – LOL


From 1Click Comunicação:

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From El Circo:

That’s not in my vodkabulary. I’ll have to look it up in my whiskypedia!

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Best Leave ‘em Alone! – LOL


From George Takei:

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Rembrandt Would Turn Around in his Grave! – LOL


From Art Times:

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall!!? – LOL


From Art People Gallery:

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Karma ‘ll Do That! – LOL


From M.J. Rose:

Next time enunciate! :-)

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