From foter.com

From foter.com

Mrs. Upsala Salami left home yesterday and took the number 5 bus at Highgate, London.

She got off at Piccadilly and has not been seen since.

If you’ve seen Mrs. Salami(photo included), please contact the nearest police station.

Distinguishing features(according to Mr. Salami):

Height: adequate

Hair colour: none of your business

Colour of the eyes: plaid

Weight: dainty

Complexion: exquisite

 

 

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