Notice to the NSA! – LOL


From I LOVE TO LAUGH!

From I LOVE TO LAUGH!

Dear guardians of the Pizza,

In order to facilitate your surveillance, I want to inform you that I shall shortly being heading over to Pedro’s Chili Place on 9th Street  for dinner, where I intend to pay cash. This communiqué is so as not to thwart your tracking of my movements. Should you observe a loud noise later on, let me assure you that this will merely be a result of my bowel movements and will not in any way pose a threat to National Security, although gas masks might be in order should you wish to pay a visit in person.

(Sin-)cerely yours,

Ralphie A Burcke.

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