An adult male chicken, the rooster has a promi...

An adult male chicken, the rooster has a prominent fleshy crest on his head called a comb and hanging flaps of skin on either side under his beak called wattles. Français : Un coq, mâle adulte entier de l’espèce Gallus gallus, possède un appendice charnu sur sa tête nommé crête et un sous chaque oeil nommé caroncule. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From “funny jokes & pics “

A farmer brought a Rooster home. As soon as the rooster entered the farm, he started screwing all the 200 hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunch, Rooster screws all the 200 hens again.   The farmer is becoming uncomfortable and worried now. …  …
The next day, he sees that the Rooster doing it to the ducks, geese & a goat.
Finally, the farmer sees the Rooster lying on the ground, weak and pale, half- dead & vultures circling over it’s head.
The Farmer rebukes him and says “You deserved it, you horny desperate idiot.!!
The Rooster opens one eye, and pointing towards the sky, says “Sssshh! Speak softly! I’m just waiting for them to land!”
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