English: Punch Cartoon from 1843 criticizing t...

English: Punch Cartoon from 1843 criticizing the Poor Law (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Grave news, ladies and gentlemen! The medical and all other professions have given up hope after several members of the … (insert any given nationality here!) government were diagnosed as being social retards. Their symptoms are:

- Impaired conscience

- Egotist’s syndrome

- Sympathy disorder

- Empathy dysfunction

- Emotional decrepitude

- Arbitrary amnesia and

- Facial bipolarity.

Their diplomatic impunity was finally revoked after they were caught making faulty fashion statements. They are to be deported to a megalo-friendly country. Stay tuned for further updates! Ralphie A Burcke reporting for RP.

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