Read On Fuengirola Wall…

King of Fuengirola Zoo

King of Fuengirola Zoo (Photo credit: Heavenbound)

Escrito sobre una pared en Fuengirola:

Cuando el último árbol sea talado, el último río contaminado y el último animal aniquilado, nos daremos cuenta que el dinero no se come!


Only after the last tree will have been felled, the last river contaminated and the last animal is extinct, shall we realise that we can´t eat money!

Why Athletes Can’t Have Regular Jobs – Joke

Mike Tyson at SXSW 2011

Mike Tyson at SXSW 2011 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From Gyummy on Experience Project.

1. Chicago  Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:  “I wan’ all  dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.”
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked  about the upcoming season:  “I want to  rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”

3. And,  upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ‘Skin’s say:
“I’d run over my own  mother to win the Super Bowl,”
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: “To  win, I’d run over Joe’s Mom, too.”

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treat us  like mens. He let us wear earrings..”

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to  graduate on time, no matter how  long it  takes.” (Now that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football  coach:
“You guys line up alphabetically by height..”
And, “You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a  circle.”

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to  prison: “Why would  anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton .”
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left  wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his  locker: “That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning, regardless of what time it  is.”
11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player,  explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at  practice:  “My sister’s  expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an  aunt.  (I wonder if  his IQ ever hit room temperature in January.)

12.  Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player:  “I asked him,  ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or  apathy?’  He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’
13. Shelby Metcalf,  basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who  received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.”
14. In  the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
“I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious.”

15. Former  Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: “Because  she’s too damn ugly to kiss good-bye.”