Archive for June 3, 2012


When You´re Addicted to the Wall…


English: Woodland, Taynish Peninsula I was wal...

English: Woodland, Taynish Peninsula I was walking up the road to Lochan Taynish when I spotted this Roe Deer. We stared each other out. Not a movement bar the twitching of an ear. Eventually I gave up and left him to it. The Taynish Peninsula is covered with natural oak forest. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

When you´re addicted to the wall…

That same one you keep banging your head against.

In love with your misery, can´t feel without the pain.

That mortal fear of being numb has kept you in this gear.

For years on end, no end in sight!

Until finally you wake up and see the light.

Nose twitching, limbs quivering at the unexpected beauty of it all.

The realisation that there is after all a rise after the fall.

This future is yours for the taking.

Just reach out your hand and let it lift you up!

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Tea or Lemonade? – Joke


Ice cubes in a glass of iced tea. Lighting con...

Ice cubes in a glass of iced tea. Lighting consisted of sunlight coming through the kitchen window, background is my kitchen table. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From Spicewood on The Spoof!

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a
date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

“Oh, come on in!” Peggy Sue’s mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
“Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink?
Lemonade? Iced tea?”

“Iced tea, please,” Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.

“So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?” she asked.

“Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the
Malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach…”

“Peggy likes to screw, you know,” Mom informed him.

“Uh…really?” Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.

“Oh, yes!” the mother continued. “When she goes out with her friends,
that’s all they do!”

“Is that so?” asked Fred, incredulous.

“Yes,” said the mother. “As a matter of fact, she’d screw all night if
we let her!”

“Well, thanks for the tip,” Fred said as he began thinking about
alternate plans for the evening.

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a
picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair
tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.

“Have fun, kids,” the mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the
house and slammed the front door behind her.

“The Twist, Mom!” she angrily yelled at her mother. “The dance Is called the Twist!”

The Master Speaketh! – LOL


Can you tell how devastated Mister Tom is?

from Now Thats funny shit!

Grammar! – LOL


Ralphie is confused again! For you´re enlightenment…!!!???

from I LOVE TO LAUGH

Crappy Fun! – LOL


Not much of a read! I always buy this author…

from STooPid MonKey

I´m Distraught! – LOL


We were soooo close!

from FB Troublemakers

Big Bad Wolf! – LOL


MY Gran ain´t that stoopid!

from FB Troublemakers

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