Archive for May 20, 2012


Why, Mrs O’Flaherty, why? – Joke


Elvis at O'Flaherty's

Elvis at O’Flaherty’s (Photo credit: Mr Exploding)

From Inchcock on The Spoof!

“Well, Mrs. O’Flaherty , so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client.

“Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?”

“Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Flaherty, “Shure now, we have a carport.”

The solicitor tried again.

“Well, does the man beat you up?”

“No, no,” said Mrs. O’Flaherty, looking puzzled. “Oi’m always first out of da bed.”

Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again.

“Well, does he go in for unnatural connubial practices?”

“Shure now, he plays the flute, but I don’t think he knows anything about the connubial.”

Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on.

“What I’m trying to find out are what grounds you have.”

“Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat, not even a window box, let alone
grounds.”

“Mrs. O’Flaherty,” the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, “you need a reason that the court can consider. What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?”

“Ah, well now,” said the lady, “Shure it’s because the man can’t hold an intelligent conversation!”

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Made For You And Me…


Knots

Knots (Photo credit: Syntopia)

I saw you once again last night…
As I closed my eyes…
But that was nothing new to me…
It came as no surprise.
But as I faded to the blackness…
I travelled back in time…
To when life was much more innocent…
And I could call you mine.
So how could it be…?
That things became unclear…?
I don’t want these dreams no more…
I only want you here.
But these dreams are my sweetness…
I never want to wake…
For when I open up my eyes again…
Its back to real heartbreak.
As the sun disappears…
We walk upon the sand…
Our eyes they lock together…
Like our hearts and like our hands.
Golden like the sunset…
Blue just like the sea…
A heavenly perfection…
Made for you and me.
That desolate illusion…
That I wish so much was real…
Was all mine and yours last night…
For no-one else to steal.
Now as I open up my eyes once more…
And the feeling fades away…
I straighten up my backbone…
And get on with my day.
But I’m counting down the minutes.
Until again we are free…
In our own private heaven…
Made for you and me.

I Knew It! – LOL


Makes eminent sense to me!

from Now Thats Funny Shit!

Thar She Blows! – LOL


Just following orders! (Notice the picture on the wall?)

from Now Thats Funny Shit!

Canadian – LOL


Please, reboot!

from Now Thats Funny Shit!

Words Of Wisdom!


I´m working on it!

from Now Thats Funny Shit!

Pleonexia by Lindell Vecchio


Pleonexia by Lindell Vecchio.

I couldn´t agree more. Kudos, Lindy!

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