Archive for May 7, 2012


Trouble At The Farm! – LOL


What question? What question? Could someone help me out?

from FB Troublemakers

About these ads

Wait till Miss Piggy hears about this!

from FB Troublemakers

Onion Crisis – LOL


Everybody protect the onion!

from Now Thats Funny Shit!

Guys, Pay Attention! – LOL


Guys, somebody could do this in real life!

from FB Troublemakers

Walkies! – LOL


That’s handy!

from I LOVE TO LAUGH

 


Καλημέρα – kalimera or Good morning to our new visitors from Greece. Welcome to Ralphie’s Portal!


Modern Texas cowboys. Note that their clothes ...

Modern Texas cowboys. Note that their clothes are similar to those of the 19th century cowboy above (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

from Littlemisssomebody on Experience Project.

 

An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. 
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. 

She turned to Marty and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’ 

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.’ 

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’ 

The two sat sipping in silence. 

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of Marty and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’ 

 

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’


Here is just one from his site

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Teehee, when it works!

from Well it made me laugh


Amen!

from Well it made me laugh

Married! – LOL


I wonder what the cop is gonna say? She would scare anyone, gun or not!

from Well it made me laugh


Poor lil critter!

from Well it made me laugh


This one comes from my Gran! That is Sheila Ross-Kuhn, one of our lovely witches here on the Portal.

When my Gran dances under the Moonlight, even the trees dance with her!

 

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