raburcke:

Safety helmet, very sensible!!

Originally posted on myguiltypleasures:

Sven was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
Sven hurriedly dressed and told his mistress to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
- Where have you been? Lena asked demanded.
- I can’t lie to you,’ Sven replied
- I’m having an affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon.’
Lena looked down at his shoes and said:
-You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!’

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