The LOL category is for wickedly funny pictures, featuring original captions of my very own(Ralphie's) wacky wit.***The Tittbits have been forbidden in some countries, where laughing your tits off and taking the mick are punished by the surgical removal of the perpetrator's funny bone. The author is not responsible for the long-term after-effects that reading these may inflict on your perception of reality***Some of the poetry on this site has been reported to make some very rocky stones go mushy...***The Magickal stuff should NOT be tried at home!!!The other categories should speak for themselves.
I don’t want to worry tonight
I want to spread my wings and take to new heights
Soar like a bird into the sky
And take in air that’s purified.
I don’t want to think tonight
Worry about my tomorrows and latter nights
I don’t want to think of all the could-be’s
And hope for life to take a chance on me.