Beautiful blonde gets a job as dominatrix and has been told she has to be very forceful with her customers. She steps into the bedroom, cracks her whip and asks: “Right, where’s the dominos then!??”
Archive for April 7, 2012
There’s this blonde who decides she’s going to put together a jigsaw puzzle. So she puts all the pieces on the table and stares at them after over an hour. She gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend for help.
He asks: “What is the picture on the box?” and she says “A rooster, please come help me!” So he goes over, walks in, looks at the table and says: “Honey, put the corn flakes back in the box!”
Now YOU are commander Adama. Enjoy!
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I’m ever so distraught(again!) I just got the disturbing news that breasts do not have eyes after all. Yet another one of my illusions bites the dust! There I was, thinking that women were oh so special, because they had protruding pupils and now this! Next, you’ll be telling me that the Easter Bunny is not real…
NO! This is NOT a nude picture! Shame on you.
“Honi soit qui mal y pense” is a French phrase meaning: “Shamed be he who thinks evil of it”.
It’s an outrage!