Blonde Dominatrix Joke.


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Beautiful blonde gets a job as dominatrix and has been told she has to be very forceful with her customers. She steps into the bedroom, cracks her whip and asks: “Right, where’s the dominos then!??”

Blonde Puzzle Joke


Puzzle Krypt

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There’s this blonde who decides she’s going to put together a jigsaw puzzle. So she puts all the pieces on the table and stares at them after over an hour. She gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend for help.

He asks: “What is the picture on the box?” and she says “A rooster, please come help me!” So he goes over, walks in, looks at the table and says: “Honey, put the corn flakes back in the box!”

Another Myth DeBundied!


I’m ever so distraught(again!) I just got the disturbing news that breasts do not have eyes after all. Yet another one of my illusions bites the dust! There I was, thinking that women were oh so special, because they had protruding pupils and now this! Next, you’ll be telling me that the Easter Bunny is not real…

Full Moon Musings


Someone is firing a gun

Somewhere

Someone is teasing the keys of a piano

Somewhere

Someone is writing a best seller

Somewhere

Someone is laughing

Somewhere

Someone is starving

Somewhere

Someone is scared

Somewhere

Someone is pushing a broom

Somewhere

Someone is playing

Somewhere

Nuns are sleeping

Somewhere

Rosaries tangled in their fingers

In their dreams

They give birth to

God

Somewhere