Archive for March 30, 2012

Wilderness Photography by Varina Patel.

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Nice one, Roly! I would send you some fruit in hospital, but you wouldn’t be able to eat it. Keep slurping!

Originally posted on Comedy in Crisis:




Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.


If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.’


Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. ‘How long will this take?’ I asked.


They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies. I stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’ Without missing a beat he says, ‘Worked for your ass, didn’t it?’


He’s still alive…

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