My Gran's wonderful furry companion Francis
Dear St. Valentine
May I call you St.? Are you at all related to Sesame St.?
Anyway...
I was planning to buy ten roses for the price of a small bungalow, but I got distracted and spent all of my money on anchovies. Will these do instead? I’ve made little cherub wings for them out of toilet paper and suspended them from a wire coat hanger.
You heartbreaker, you! I'm all teary-eyed now...
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Funny~love it.
LMAO , I found a mysterious carrier bag on my doorstep yesterday , got increadibly excited , thought what can it be , who is it from ? Opened it with trembling hands and a joyous heart , only to find an argos catalogue ! Still as I need a new hoover it may yet turn out to be the most useful valentines gift I’ve ever received !
Sardine Valentine? Might be better without the paper & glitter in Cesar’s Salad…