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Persiflage on the Old Testament.

It´s always a good idea to start with an introduction:

As I was listening, reading and watching the world around me, I came to the conclusion that there was something missing. Hence the need for a guideline for the multitudes who seem to have lost the way. In the future, even politicians will be able to swear on the bbibble,that anything and everything they say is complete and utter codswollocks.

I´m supposed to write a Percy-thingy about the old Thingamebob.First of all, to avoid all misconceptions, let me say that this is not to be confused with the New Thingamebob. It has nothing whatsoever to do with it. I might just write a completely new Thingamejig. But allow me to introduce the main character( apart from me, that is): Rhubarb. Seen it? Now remember it because I´m not going to use ´The Name´again.

Why? He, She or It(Heshit for short) is very fond of his naps. Heshit will take a nap any time of the day or night. You might say He´s a nappy chappy(more about that later). You might get away with disturbing a king or an emperor but you don´t disturb ¨The Master of the Universe´, when he´s having his nap, big no-no. Every time you call him by his real name, you wake him up. Hence, we shall call him by ´that name´, namely Bud. Bud is a very nice name, it has promise. It speaks of possibilities for the future, there is no telling what it might grow into.

Now, I know my bible. I´ve read quite a bit and lots of people keep quoting it and commenting on it. I´ve seen Ben Hur and that other movie with Charlton Heston. Everybody knows that what comes out of Hollywood, must be the truth, but I haven´t actually read it as such. I´ll go and read it now, don´t worry, I won´t read the lot in one go.

Read, read, read………..Codswollocks!!! Who wrote this thing??? I think I´ll sue the author. Who is the author? It says: see the old Israelites. Ohh!! You don´t want to mess with the old Israelites. On second thought, I think I´ll be magnanimous, I´m not going to sue the author. Otherwise I might end up like old Fairy from Eidjipt. Better to avoid a shitload of trouble!

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