Libra:

Lib(e)rating stuff without people´s consent, is not a done thing! If you want to win the lottery, you should buy a ticket(it helps!).

Scorpio:

Don´t forget to put on sun cream, when you´re in the desert! Sting made some nice music, but stop waving that thing at me or I´ll call the Police!

Sagittarius:

If unemployed, try Cupid. He needs a hand! Where were you, when General Custer needed you?

Capricorn:

I´m tired of being the butt of your jokes! They eat it ´on the cob´ in that isle!

Aquarius:

Stop hogging the bathroom! Are you homeless? Get an aquarium!

Pisces:

Clean out your bowl. It´s a mess! Doesn´t it feel like your swimming around in circles?
Alright. you are exempt from eating fish on Good Friday!

Aries:

Get off that mountaintop and socialise! Temper, temper! Love is good, love is nice!

Taurus:

Red does not become you! And don´t think that the grass is always greener on the other side!

Gemini:

I sense a duality about you! But you´re both jewels(mini ones but nice!).

Cancer:

You do grow on people. Leave it out! The Little Mermaid needs help!

Leo:

You may call yourself King of the Jungle, but you’re a teddy bear! Ever heard of equal rights? Stop letting the females do all the work!

Virgo:

Look up Aries, convince him to stop making war and…???! ´Those´ crisps are really yummy! No love in your tummy yet?

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