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From I fucking love science:

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Us Lazy Humans! – LOL


From Official Site of Montgomery County Animal Shelter:

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I really thought it time to call the pillocks-in-charge over at the Ligne d’Azur, the public transport net in Nice, about their exercise plan for obese and non-obese would-be (pfff, yeah right!) passengers. I asked the disgruntled lady of customer service (LOL!) to speak to someone in charge in their control tower, concerning flights over or anywhere near Mont Boron, where we live. She replied that they ran a bus service. I said: “Really, Madam!!? Opinions are divided on that subject. Did you know that it is impossible to actually see a number thirty bus, because the human eye is incapable of  discerning it. The only way to know or rather to presume that one has passed in the vicinity is by the sonic boom that one may hear reverberating through the valley at irregular intervals.”

She interjected that surely it could not be that bad… To which I continued: “Madam, the only time I have actually seen a number thirty bus was two months ago, when one was revving its engines at a bus stop in town, just as my wife and I rounded the corner.  We proceeded to sprint for dear life to catch it, only to watch the pilot advance his charge by exactly one foot, thereby indicating that he had left the terminal. We pleaded with him on our bare knees to let us board. He merely shook his be-goggled head wearily and pointed at a nearby hotel. Did you know that the Spanish have initiated negotiations with the locals about starting up a burro service around here, which would at the very least enable us to get from A to B, without having to leg it, and this for the price of a few carrots?”

At this point the lady excused herself, nowhere near profusely, saying that it was time for her lunch break and to please call back sometime tomorrow, to amuse her further. I should not forget to ask for Monique! I quiver in anger and despair at this airline.

 

The Captive


raburcke:

Beautifully written, kudos!

Originally posted on Linguistic Playfulness:

As gift of darkness, I’ll give you light. The words jumble all into me. And crowd the spaces and fill the holes. There is nothing left here but the beautiful poetry of silence and pages, rustling pages lit by candles, me cornered and reading and wishing the world away. I hold the books dear because they connect me to the rest. Source of my thoughts, experiences and words. Entire landscapes, lifetimes boiled down. To pages. To pages I read. In the dark. Where they cannot find me.

It’s easier to hide here. Easier to stay here. From the buses and the trains and the sun and the world. And the hard cold ingredients of reality. Jobs and salaries and bank accounts. In this darkness is solace. In this darkness my light.

On Tuesday in Brooklyn I sat in the chair and listened. And Dayo told me, gave me the punch…

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Doctors Without Borders is asking our support!


From Doctors Without Borders/ Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF):

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From Kim and Ralphie:22

What a Treehouse! – LOL


From Sustentator:

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Cover Your Ass! – LOL


From ROCK 103:

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From K-9 Cop Magazine:

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Meet Mrs. Stud Muffin! – LOL


From Christine Anderson:

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Meet Mr. Stud Muffin! – LOL


From Karmin:

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From Spiritual Ecology;

Photo by Kobi Refaeli with thanks to Sacred Earth Pictures!

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Not on TV! – LOL


From STOP-Homophobia.com:

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Listen Carefully! – LOL


From Mamamia ROGUE:

I shall say this only once!

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Wise Words From the Cookie Monster! – LOL


From Gedeeld Geluk:

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It’s a Bargain! – LOL


From Q107 Toronto:

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Meet Herbie and Hanna! – LOL


From Diane Macfarlane:

… the horsehead grasshoppers. Yes, these are real insects!

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From autohystoria


From WOWK 13 NEWS:

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That’s me to a T! – LOL


From 104.7:

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From Sustentator:

CREATE it!

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From Grammarly:

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On the Go? – LOL


From dirtgirlworld:

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Stupongous or What!? – LOL


From Paz:

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From http://patft.uspto.gov/:

Cannabis patent for use against autoimmune diseases!!??

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Here are two of his works, but you can check his own site <here>

These works are for sale, by the way!

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Wonna Get Dizzy? – LOL


From Mandatory:

Take a look at this! But not for too long… ;-)

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Painters’ Model Agency! – LOL


From 1Click Comunicação:

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Chinese Proverb! – Pause


From Mentors Channel:

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From El Circo:

That’s not in my vodkabulary. I’ll have to look it up in my whiskypedia!

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Best Leave ‘em Alone! – LOL


From George Takei:

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